Aleen Kuperman & Jordana Abraham | Co-Founders of Betches
In the power ranking of seasons, summer is definitely at the top of the list for betches. Sure, the other seasons have their advantages: You get PSLs and leaves in the fall, après ski and Christmas in the winter, and the return of swimsuits and tan bods leading up to spring break.Still, nothing compares to the freedom and fun of summer.
So, you may be asking, how do betches do summer? Short answer: The right way, obvi. If you need more info than that, here’s what you need to do summer the betch way/best way.
Vacation
You might as well skip over summer entirely if you’re not planning to treat yourself to a vay-k or a stay-k, if that’s what you’re into. Your boss has to realize your productivity is going to go way down if you have to stay cooped up in the office dreaming about beach bods and margaritas instead of getting out and experiencing all that summer has to offer. The only thing better than drinking wine is drinking wine in another country. Plus, your Instagram account could probably use the uptick in likes you receive from posting amazing ocean pics (and by ocean, I mean bikini). You owe it to your betch-self to take a vacation this summer.
Water
To make a primo betch cocktail this summer, you definitely need to add water. Whether that be by diving into the crystal clear waters of the Caribbean — from a yacht off the Amalfi coast or on the inside of an inner-tube parked next to your pontoon party — betches need to get their toes wet. You spent all spring perfecting that bikini bod, so now is the time to show it off (even more so if skinny dipping is involved).
Parties
St. Patrick’s Day and Cinco de Mayo are just pre-games for the real party event of the year: The Fourth of July. If you don’t go hard on America’s birthday, who are you even? Not a betch, that’s for sure. July 4 is not the end of the party season for summer — au contraire — it may just be the beginning. And don’t forget the party fuel of America — ice pops. Use our Betchsicles Ice Pop Molds (shaped like champagne bottles, because obvi) to kick off a truly betch-ing summer. Keep that party high going until it gets cold at night again. You only have so many months to put a hiatus on debating if you need to take a jacket out with you, so enjoy them. Party hard this summer.
With the combination of those three things, you really can’t go wrong. Keep the drinks flowing and the good times rolling like a betch and you’ll summer just fine this year. Cheers.
xx, The FabFitFun Team
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