This funny birthday card is for the friend who's aging with equal parts sarcasm and denial. Perfect for celebrating another trip around the sun while collectively pretending everyone's knees are doing great. Ideal for best friends, siblings, coworkers, and anyone who has recently injured themselves by existing.

1 A2 greeting card (4.25" x 5.5") and 1 envelope

Write a message inside, place in the included envelope, and give to the recipient.

Printed paper cardstock, envelope, plastic cello sleeve

Keep dry. Store flat to prevent bending.