{"id":92483,"date":"2016-10-28T17:44:40","date_gmt":"2016-10-29T00:44:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/?p=92483"},"modified":"2016-11-03T11:03:56","modified_gmt":"2016-11-03T18:03:56","slug":"9-ways-to-tell-office-cat-lady","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/9-ways-to-tell-office-cat-lady\/","title":{"rendered":"9 Ways to Tell If You’re the Office Cat Lady"},"content":{"rendered":"

Every office has one. That girl who owns an undetermined amount of cats, each named after famous book characters, all adorning her cubicle in tiny little headshot-like photos.<\/p>\n

She’s the girl who constantly has a lint roller on her, and talks about her “babies” though she doesn’t have kids. Right now you might be thinking, “Hey, I have a lint roller… And Hermeow’ne Granger’s pic looks perfect on my desk.” In which case, you’re her. You’re the office cat lady.<\/p>\n

Here are nine\u00a0other ways to tell:<\/p>\n

\"When-You-Get-To-Work\"<\/a>You have so many cats that sometimes they stow away in your bag without you noticing.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"When-You're-Trying-To-Work\"<\/a>You get distracted by kitten videos on the Internet and “cat” seem to get back on track.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"I-Hate-That-Girl\"<\/a>Your co-workers silently (and not-so-silently) judge you.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Oh-Hey\"<\/a>You regularly FaceTime with your kitties on breaks.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"You're-Fired\"<\/a>You asked to take maternity leave when your cat got pregnant.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Cat-Falling\"<\/a>And you brought all the kittens to the office when she gave birth.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"WTF\"<\/a><\/strong>You regularly have more cat hair on your body than your own hair.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Kitten-Jumping\"<\/a>You think “cat allergies” are a myth.<\/strong><\/p>\n

\"Kittens\"<\/a>You’ve convinced your co-workers to fall in love with cats too.<\/strong><\/p>\n

Tag a cat lady you know and love!<\/p>\n

xx, The FabFitFun Team<\/p>\n

(P.S. Check out what happened<\/a> when LA County Animal Care<\/a> visited the FabFitFun office with eleven rambunctious kittens!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":"Every office has one. That girl who owns an undetermined amount of cats, each named ...","author":114725,"featured_media":92532,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[261],"tags":[],"thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/static.fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/28114544\/4-660x400.jpg","thumbnail_url_middle_card":"https:\/\/static.fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/28114544\/4.jpg","formated_date":"October 28, 2016","category_name":"Entertainment","category_icon":"https:\/\/d3vodd1ws13xud.cloudfront.net\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/10113831\/entertainment-2.svg","author_name":"Tasha Ball","trending":false,"sponsored":false,"random_color":"#7cbbef","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92483"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/114725"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=92483"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/92483\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/92532"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=92483"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=92483"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=92483"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}