{"id":76369,"date":"2016-03-22T02:00:58","date_gmt":"2016-03-22T09:00:58","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/?p=76369"},"modified":"2020-08-18T14:34:14","modified_gmt":"2020-08-18T21:34:14","slug":"things-only-a-trader-joes-addict-would-understand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/things-only-a-trader-joes-addict-would-understand\/","title":{"rendered":"15 Things Only a Trader Joe’s Addict Would Understand"},"content":{"rendered":"

We visit the friendly neighborhood Trader Joe’s more than we\u2019d like to admit. Seriously, we\u2019re obsessed with Trader Joe’s (just as much as we\u2019re obsessed with finding out what Kylie Jenner Snapchatted\u00a0during her lunch date #sorrynotsorry). If you’re just like us, below are 15 signs that only a Trader Joe’s fanatic can relate to.<\/p>\n

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  1. It\u2019s not Trader Joe\u2019s. It\u2019s TJ\u2019s.<\/li>\n
  2. Simply walking into Trader Joe’s\u00a0makes you feel healthier and happier — even if you\u2019re only\u00a0there to buy chocolate.<\/li>\n
  3. You actually read the Fearless Flyer and purchase some of the products advertised in their\u00a0newsletters.<\/li>\n
  4. You have strong desires to purchase\u00a0every luscious succulent\u00a0and bouquet of flowers\u00a0right when you enter the store.<\/li>\n
  5. You’re a Cookie Butter evangelist.<\/li>\n
  6. You’ve bought\u00a0all of the Cookie Butter products (ice cream, cookies, chocolate, etc).<\/li>\n
  7. You tell yourself that you can’t buy\u00a0any more Cookie Butter because you can easily eat an entire jar in one sitting.<\/li>\n
  8. You walk in and go straight to the free food samples.<\/li>\n
  9. You feel fancy when you purchase some of Trader Joe’s unusual and exotic foods.<\/li>\n
  10. When you find out that select Trader Joe’s stores offer delivery, it feels like Christmas morning.<\/li>\n
  11. You seriously consider moving to a city where the local Trader Joe’s offers delivery.<\/li>\n
  12. You are a proud owner of their\u00a0tropical and city-themed reusable bags.<\/li>\n
  13. When you only need to purchase a few things, you come out with your hands full of extremely heavy Trader Joe’s bags which are on the brink of overflowing.<\/li>\n
  14. You can always spot the big red letters from far, far away.<\/li>\n
  15. You just came back from Trader Joe’s and you’re already making a mental list of what you’re going to buy the next time you visit the store.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

    xx, The FabFitFun Team<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":"We visit the friendly neighborhood Trader Joe's more than we\u2019d like to admit. Seriously, we\u2019re ...","author":7532775,"featured_media":76371,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[268,260],"tags":[],"thumbnail_url":"https:\/\/static.fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/17123702\/TraderJoesMain.jpg","thumbnail_url_middle_card":"https:\/\/static.fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/17123702\/TraderJoesMain.jpg","formated_date":"March 22, 2016","category_name":"Life","category_icon":"https:\/\/d3vodd1ws13xud.cloudfront.net\/magazine\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/10\/10113832\/entertainment.svg","author_name":"Kristine Eckart","trending":false,"sponsored":false,"random_color":"#a7f9e3","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76369"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/7532775"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=76369"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/76369\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/76371"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=76369"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=76369"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/fabfitfun.com\/magazine\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=76369"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}