The Pizza With a Cheeseburger Crust Is All Too Real
We know what you’re thinking, and yes, you can also order a chicken nugget crust.
The United States of America is the only nation with the spirit and technological capacity to put a man on the moon. We’re also the first nation to deep fry a Twinkie, make a taco shell made out of a giant Dorito, and invent a bacon sandwich with fried chicken for bread. This great nation has always been the world’s leader in coronary-inducing cuisine, at least, until now.
In the Middle East, pizza lovers can now chow down on the Crown Crust Carnival Pizza, aka “The most royal pizza ever.”This cheeseburger pizza has a dozen mini, open-faced cheeseburgers baked into the crust. But wait, there’s more! You can also clog your arteries with the “BBQ Chicken Fillet Pizza,” which has chicken nuggets embedded in the crust.
These abominations come from the innovative chefs at Pizza Hut Middle East. Even though you can’t order these pies from your neighborhood Pizza Hut (yet), we know Americans are behind this idea somehow.
God Bless America, and may God bless any poor souls who dine on one of these culinary monstrosities.