Shreddies claim they can neutralize stink
There are a lot of things we love about our boyfriends: they loosen hard-to-open cans, get rid of terrifying spiders, and always look good in a nice fitting sweater. In fact, we love them so much that we don’t even mind it when they occasionally forget to the put the toilet seat down. But if there’s one thing we can’t stand, it’s the male obsession with, well, cutting the cheese.
Nothing ruins a romantic movie night faster than a gassy boyfriend. But until now, there’s been no way to avoid the stench that comes along with a night on the couch with your man.
If only someone would invent a pair of underwear that could quash the smell of our boyfriends’ most potent, um, “gas emissions.”
Well, guess what! The dreams of smelly men and the women who love them are coming true thanks to Shreddies, a British company that’s been raking in the dough since word about their flatulence-suppressing undies got out in the US last week.
The skivvies get their stink-subduing power from Zorflex, a futuristic sounding carbon cloth that can supposedly neutralize an odor 200 times stronger than the average fart. (We do not want to know what that smells like.)
They might be a little on the pricey side — $39-$45 for a pair of men’s boxer briefs — but let’s be honest, we’re willing to pay almost anything to neutralize the pungency of our boyfriend’s…musk.
Movie night just got way more enjoyable!
xx, The FabFitFun Team