KFC Selling Fried Chicken Corsages for Prom (Because America)
It’s prom season! And you know what the means: tons of awkward teens flocking to the mall to pick out the perfect party wear. But while young ladies have tons of options when it comes to dresses, accessories, hairstyles, and shoes for the dance, there are decidedly fewer ways for teen guys to make a splash. Until now.
Fast food chicken supplier (and your secret fried obsession) KFC is now selling fried chicken corsages to young men hoping to woo their dates with the smell of grease.
Each corsage comes from Kentucky florist Nanz and Kraft. For $20 you’ll get a special wristlet chicken holder tastefully (see what we did there?) surrounded by baby’s breath. Plus, a $5 gift certificate so you can pick up the perfect type of finger-licking treat for your date. We suggest Original Recipe — it’s a classic.
If you need us, we’ll be flipping through our old yearbook with a bucket of Extra Crispy by our side.
xx, The FabFitFun Team